My Mom came to visit this week, and I'm not sure if I'm being paranoid or not, but we had the following exchange while shopping at Kroger: 

...While perusing the fresh produce...

Mom: Points to giant pile of cantaloupes You need this. Here, we will get this. 

Me: Cantaloupe, cantaloupe.... "can't elope"....  are you suggesting that I stop living in sin in my committed, monogamous relationship with Josh and declare our eternal undying love in front of family and a small group of select friends? Are you suggesting that to elope would be a cop out, and that we have to man up, grow up, and get this marriage thing over and done with???

Mom: Hands me cantaloupe Take this. It is the best.